Transporter 3 (2008)

I had less problems with the characters and more trouble with the actual action, which felt really antiseptic to me.

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12/02/08

A mindless, silly waste of time.

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12/02/08

Valentina is angry and resigned and just-so-adorably exotic, in the sense that she misses nuance and inverts English syntax ("What matters my name?").

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12/02/08

Jason Statham has become a kind of poor man's James Bond but if you're expecting a coherent plot, forget it. There isn't one. Just action sequences that often lack continuity.

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12/01/08

Check your intellect at the door for some raucous movie fun. Statham's deadpan charm and rough and tumble alpha male swagger prove he's loving every minute of being the last action hero left

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11/30/08

It's insane, it's ridiculous, it's way over the top, and while it might not be the best in the franchise, it mostly delivers what its target audience wants.

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11/30/08

Jason Statham preforms more implausible derring-do as a butt-stomping, daredevil driver for hire.

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11/30/08

This is a silly film, but all martial arts films are silly. What sets this apart is that it doesn't take itself seriously for even a nanosecond.

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11/29/08

the action scenes are cut so tight that it's nearly impossible to tell what's going on

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11/28/08

We get close-ups, awkward camera movements, speed-up/slow-down nonsense, and shots with missing frames. I had to look away a few times because I thought I was going to have a seizure. This was NOT a fun movie to watch.

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11/28/08

While it will no doubt end up being a let down even for the die hardest of fans, the film does contain a couple of interesting thrills here and there.

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11/28/08

Transporter 3 delivers precisely the same thrills as the first two installments. Take that as a warning - or an invitation.

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11/28/08

A pointless, junky, lackadaisical product that should hopefully put the kibosh on another sequel.

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11/26/08

I think by now even Jason Statham is getting a little bored with the over-the-top stunts and martial-arts action of producer/writer Luc Bessons franchise -- if only the money werent so good.

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11/26/08

It has the right mixture of gimmicky hooks and grindhouse appeal, but never exploits them properly.

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11/26/08

Transporter 3 is built for action not Oscars, so things like physics and common sense don’t apply here.

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11/26/08

The story is both unwieldy and nonsensical, spending, as it does, far too much time on the annoying Ukrainian, complicated plot twists and dialogue.

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11/26/08

Who knew a nice blazer could be used as an improvised nunchuck?

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