It's fish in a barrel. Just trust me when I warn you never to rent, buy, or even discuss this mindless cinematic abomination.
Miss Cast Away (2005)
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Synopsis: Featuring footage shot on location at Michael Jackson's notorious Neverland Ranch, MISS CASTAWAY is a wild and hysterical spoof of several major blockbuster film genres. Poking fun at diverse films... Featuring footage shot on location at Michael Jackson's notorious Neverland Ranch, MISS CASTAWAY is a wild and hysterical spoof of several major blockbuster film genres. Poking fun at diverse films such as MISS CONGENIALITY, CAST AWAY, LORD OF THE RINGS, and more, MISS CASTAWAY stars Michael Jackson himself, Eric Roberts, and a parade of real-life beauty queens. When a plane on its way to Japan crashes on a deserted island, its passengers (a dozen beautiful contestants of the Miss Galaxy Pageant) come across Noah's Ark, and in doing so, unwittingly put all of mankind in peril. [More]
Starring: Eric Roberts, Stuart Pankin, Joyce Giraud, Charlie Schlatter
Starring: Eric Roberts, Stuart Pankin, Joyce Giraud, Charlie Schlatter, Michael Jackson
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This is a complete and utter disaster all around, one that should be avoided at all costs...
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