OK, Tomatoes, tax day is here. And though we'll concede that few enjoy forking over their hard-earned riches to Uncle Sam, we at Rotten Tomatoes thought it would be a good time to look on the bright side, and reflect upon how your tax money is allocated. We've compiled a list of movies that proudly display your tax dollars at work -- cinematic portrayals of the hardworking men and women of our federal government working tirelessly in the public interest, or at least those citizens that benefit from our national largess. So send your tax forms off to the IRS, and join us on a tour of your government programs at work on the silver screen!
Securities and Exchange Commission: Wall Street
Wall Street is one of those perennials that blooms every time a financial scandal (or worse, a recession) hits. Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) certainly embodies the spirit of the get-rich-quick 1980s, but this unapologetic capitalist was evoked when Enron and WorldCom came crashing down. Gekko is so unscrupulous that he's more than willing to utilize inside information and use underling Bud Fox (Charlie Sheen), a go-getting stockbroker, to manipulate the stock price of his father's company. However, Bud has some scruples, and refuses to wholly swallow Gekko's "greed is good" ethos. He eventually decides to play ball with the Securities and Exchange Commission, the independent body that oversees the stock market, bringing the slippery Gekko to justice. Still, greed was good for Douglas, who picked up a Best Actor Oscar for the role, and became an ironic anti-hero to ambitious Wall Street up-and-comers.
United States Forest Service: Firestorm
Who says tree-huggers are a bunch of wusses? In Firestorm, a gang of prison escapees set large swaths of Wyoming forest ablaze as a cover to retrieve a hidden stash of more than $30 million -- and take an attractive hostage to boot. (Given the large percentage of national forest acreage in Wyoming, this is not an insubstantial problem.) But they didn't count on "smokejumper" Jesse Graves (Howie Long). Profoundly internalizing the words of Smokey the Bear, Graves realizes that only he can prevent these non-eco-friendly thugs from getting away with their nefarious plan - preferably while meting out a rough brand of backwoods justice. In the real world, a greater number of forest fires in recent years has forced the United States Forest Service to utilize a much higher portion of its budget for fire suppression -- which has drawn federal dollars away from the service's other programs.
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tomwaitsjr writes: on Apr 14 2009 05:33 PM Screenwriter for Top Gun, Jim Cash, lived near by where I did. . . so everyone in my town was supposed to love Top Gun. I fell asleep while watching it, my friend hated it, my friend's mom LOVED it and just kept saying Tom Cruise in some far away whisper. . . Anyway, Top Gun got a 10 from the papers, and I always thought it was universally loved (Did make a lot of money). Now, thanks to RT I can see that I wasn't a freak in the minority, but a freak in the majority! Bueno! (Reply to this) |
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ledawg writes: on Apr 14 2009 05:36 PM Ah, good ol' Monty Python. But in "Top Gun", all I learned is that Maverick Mitchell is a punk. A loser pilot. And a punk. (Worth mentioning twice.) I never thought "In the Line of Fire" and "Top Gun" would be mentioned together in a article, but here we are. (Reply to this) |
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clint g. writes: on Apr 14 2009 08:13 PM i am shocked that Top gun is rotten (Reply to this) |
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bamb0o-stick writes: on Apr 14 2009 09:32 PM Keanu Reeves used to be such a badass in those cop/FBI movies he did. Now he doesn't even pass as a cop anymore (ie Street Kings) to me. What the hell happened? (Reply to this) |
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tomwaitsjr writes: on Apr 14 2009 09:44 PM As far as Top Gun being rotten goes, I am quite happy, but delighted. (Reply to this) |
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Angelica P. writes: on Apr 14 2009 10:13 PM Aren't there too many Keanu movies in the list? (Reply to this) |
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Tim Ryan writes: on Apr 14 2009 10:51 PM A fair point, Angelica. But let it not be said that the man doesn't work overtime for the American people. (Reply to this) |
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jocorotten writes: on Apr 14 2009 10:57 PM In reply to this comment (#2425893) Angelica P, there is no such thing as too much Keanu. "You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down." Johnny Utah, Point Break. That is some fine cinema right there. (Reply to this) |
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neryan writes: on Apr 15 2009 08:33 AM I LOVE this list! But, as a public school teacher, Rock 'N' Roll High school terrifies me! Keep up the good work! (Reply to this) |
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neryan writes: on Apr 15 2009 08:34 AM I LOVE this list! But, as a public school teacher, Rock 'N' Roll High school terrifies me! Keep up the good work! (Reply to this) |
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HyperionChild writes: on Apr 15 2009 10:04 AM Ah yes, I love the Hollywood versions of "Your Tax Dollars At Work". So entertaining; and so different from reality. Excuse me while I look for the nearest tea party..... :) (Reply to this) |
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IMAmoose24 writes: on Apr 15 2009 09:26 PM I'll be at that tea party! Stay away from my money OBAMA! You know how to spend it as well as I do, which isn't a good thing! (Reply to this) |
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whitey_mcwhite writes: on Apr 16 2009 10:23 AM I wasn't a big fan of Top Gun either. Too homoerotic for me. I'd rather watch a movie about gay people not hiding who they are. I've never seen Point Break, and probably never will, I can't stand Patrick Swayze. The best movie he did was Donnie Darko where he plays the motivational speaker he gets his house burned down and gets caught with kiddie porn and thrown in jail. I like seeing Swayze in anguish! (Reply to this) |
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gm1200 writes: on Apr 16 2009 04:20 PM Keanu is in so many of these movies because he plays the perfect government employee...completely without talent or the ability to survive in the real world. Perfect! (Reply to this) |
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