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Hell Ride (2008)

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Reviews Counted:57

Fresh:6

Rotten:51

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: Hell Ride misses out on the rusting zeitgeist of the biker genre, sucking the glee from a saucy premise.

Rated: R [See Full Rating] for strong violence, sexual content including graphic nudity and dialogue, language and drug use.

Runtime: 83 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

Theatrical Release:Aug 8, 2008 Limited

Box Office: $194,287

Synopsis: While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history.... While it contains little of the artistry and none of the nuance of Quentin Tarantino's DEATH PROOF, HELL RIDE is a similarly fun retro romp through the seedier corners of American B-movie history. Written and directed by Larry Bishop (son of Rat Packer Joey Bishop), who also stars, HELL RIDE is a tribute to the biker flicks of the late 1960s and early ‘70s. The movie follows Pistolero (Bishop) and his two captains, the Gent (Michael Madsen) and Comanche (Eric Balfour), as they booze and brawl their way across the Arizona desert, with the ultimate goal of exacting revenge on a rival gang that murdered one of their members. A healthy mix of throat slitting, coke-sniffing, and naked female oil wrestling makes HELL RIDE one of the more gratuitously sensational films of recent memory; yet if one is able to get past the almost laughably blatant tastelessness on which the movie is built, there is a fairly good time to be had. As the dapper Gent, Madsen proves once again that he could read from the phonebook and still sound like one bad dude, and tip-of-the-cap cameos from Dennis Hopper and David Carradine solidify the film's enjoyably retro/po-mo vibe. Every aspect of HELL RIDE, from the washed-out cinematography to the Link Wray-style spaghetti western surf soundtrack to the pulped-up dialogue, is hyper-stylized and blatantly self-conscious, and that is ultimately what saves the film. If there was even a trace of seriousness here the movie would be unwatchable--luckily, there isn't. Yes, it's completely offensive, and no it isn't going to win over any fans at N.O.W., but for every BRIDESHEAD REVISITED, you have to have a HELL RIDE or the whole lousy business will just crumble. [More]

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper

Starring: Larry Bishop, Eric Balfour, David Carradine, Dennis Hopper, Vinnie Jones, Michael Madsen

Director: Larry Bishop

Director: Larry Bishop
Screenwriter: Larry Bishop
Producer: Michael Steinberg, Shana Stein, Larry Bishop
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Studio: Warner Bros.

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Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
04/23/09
Tom Meek
Tom Meek
Boston Phoenix

Hell Ride is a smoldering yet completely dull wreck of a movie.

Full Review Source: Dread Central | comment Comment
10/30/08
Uncle Creepy
Uncle Creepy
Dread Central

The dialog is clever, nutty and syncopated, with a soundtrack -- of the "C.C. Rider" vein -- which ain't half-bad, either.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
10/18/08
Linda Stasi
Linda Stasi
New York Post
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Instead of a sublimely ridiculous and sleazy bike-movie homage, Bishop delivers self-amused, emptily crude faux-grindhouse that only fanatics of the genre will excuse.

Full Review Source: Oregonian | comment Comment
09/19/08
Stan Hall
Stan Hall
Oregonian

A revenge and biker warfare bonanza that will appeal to the folks who loved masterpieces like "The Warriors" and "Switchblade Sisters"...

Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | comment Comment
08/28/08
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Having a properly slimy bit of modern exploitation filmmaking isn't something to scoff at, but I do wish that the experience had even a bit of fizz to it.

Full Review Source: Antagony & Ecstasy | comment Comment
08/15/08
Tim Brayton
Tim Brayton
Antagony & Ecstasy

The only thing that works in 'Hell Ride' is the throwback style and visual tone it lovingly mimics.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
08/11/08
Frank Wilkins
Frank Wilkins
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

It's a claustrophobic dud, full of ludicrously purple tough-guy dialogue and lip-smacking vamps in bikinis (how hot!), with so much monotonous hip violence there's scarcely room for anything else.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
08/11/08
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly
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Maybe only once every six months am I in the mood for jokey sadism, but this struck me as the right picture for the right time.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment 1 Comment
08/11/08
Richard Roeper
Richard Roeper
Ebert & Roeper
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Not to be confused with the more famous grindhouse biker flicks of a bygone era, Hell Ride misses out on that critical sense of freedom on the open road.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
08/08/08
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com

Bishop's film is an exercise in style and tone that certainly takes much from the genre that inspired it, but it certainly contributes nothing to legitimize its artistic integrity or extend its historical longevity.

Full Review Source: IGN Movies | comment Comment
08/08/08
Todd Gilchrist
Todd Gilchrist
IGN Movies

"Hell Ride" is so bad that if I were forced to choose between seeing it again or seeing my worst nightmare version of what "Wild Hogs 2" might entail, I am fairly certain that I would select the latter without a moment's hesitation.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
08/08/08
Peter Sobczynski
Peter Sobczynski
eFilmCritic.com

The main problem is Bishop's adamancy on playing the lead tough guy when he's got the face of a shoe salesman.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
08/08/08
Amy Nicholson
Amy Nicholson
Boxoffice Magazine

[Director Larry Bishop] burdens his film with clumsy art-house ambitions that clash with its embrace of bikes, beer and booty. If any of this sounds amusing, be warned: it's not.

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08/08/08
Rachel Saltz
Rachel Saltz
New York Times
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Both dull and pretentious.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
08/08/08
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

A repellent revenge fantasy about two elderly motorcycle gangs, Hell Ride is, indeed, a hellish ride.

Full Review Source: St. Paul Pioneer Press | comment Comment
08/08/08
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
Chris Hewitt (St. Paul)
St. Paul Pioneer Press

Hell Ride is storytelling at its worst: the thinnest possible excuse for a wall-to-wall string of beheadings, throat-cuttings, mass murders and orgies, shot and edited in a murky, lackluster, faux-Spaghetti Western style.

Full Review Source: Seattle Post-Intelligencer | comment Comment
08/08/08
William Arnold
William Arnold
Seattle Post-Intelligencer

The script, written by Bishop, barely makes sense. It lacks anything resembling wit, unless you think it amusing that these aging cyclists brag about needing their three B's -- bikes, beer and booty.

Full Review Source: San Francisco Chronicle | comment Comment
08/08/08
Ruthe Stein
Ruthe Stein
San Francisco Chronicle
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Does it count against you when you actually set out to make an awful movie? It should.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
08/08/08
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

A witless reprise of '60s and '70s biker movies written, directed by, and starring Larry Bishop.

Full Review Source: AV Club | comment Comment
08/08/08
Keith Phipps
Keith Phipps
AV Club
 
 
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