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Critics / Authors Reviews and Articles
GARETH J. VON KALLENBACH
PUBLICATION(S)
• Ain't It Cool Movie Reviews
• CineScene.com
• Film Threat
• Lee's Movie Info
• Mediasharx
• Movie Eye
• Movie Insider
• Movie-Vault.com
• MovieFreak.com
• Moviehole
• MovieWeb
• RopeofSilicon
• Rotten Tomatoes
• Skiewed and Reviewed

BIOGRAPHY
Syndicated film reviewer and creater of Skiewed and Reviewed. I also write for several Gaming publications as well as setup Lan events and software sales.
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STATS
Total Reviews: 493
Total QuickRatings: 187

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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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5/5  Saw
4.5/5  Cinderella Man
4/5  Alien vs. Predator
3.5/5  Mr. 3000
4/6  Spider-Man 3
3/5  Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
2.5/5  Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
2/5  Alexander
1/5  Surviving Christmas
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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5/5  Clerks II
5/5  Ice Age: The Meltdown
5/5  Star Wars - Clone Wars: Vol. 2
5/5  The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe
5/5  Walk the Line
5/5  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
5/5  Batman Begins
5/5  Star Trek: Enterprise - The Complete First Season
5/5  Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
5/5  In Good Company
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WORST REVIEWED
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0.5/5  The Queen of the Damned
0.5/5  The Queen of the Damned
1/5  10,000 B.C.
1/5  The Cave
1/5  War of the Worlds
1/5  Bewitched
1/5  Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
1/5  The Ring Two
1/5  The Wedding Date
1/5  Ocean's Twelve
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 61% of the time.

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2/5
 
" The promise of the film becomes weighed down by Cruise and a script that plays a bit too loose with historical events for my taste." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 25, 2008
 
Valkyrie (2008)57%
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" Jeffrey Katzenberg of Dreamworks talks Monsters VS Aliens as well as Intro 3D and Shrek Goes Fourth." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 18, 2008
 
Monsters vs. Aliens (2009)n/a
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2.5/5
 
" When the action finally comes it is very brief and restrained and not nearly enough to save the film, which stumbles to a very awkward and predictable finale." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 13, 2008
 
The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)19%
 N/A  
" Producer Dean Devlin talks Stargate Sequels, Leverage, and "Independance Day 2"" -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 4, 2008
 
Stargate (1994)43%
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3/5
 
" In then end the film is a mixed bag that will appeal to fans of the series but even they will have to admit that the tread is starting to wear thin on the tires of this series." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Nov 26, 2008
 
Transporter 3 (2008)36%
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3/5
 
" Like the book, the movie isn't exactly for everyone. But like the the book, given a chance, it could grow on you. At least enough to make you feel 16 all over again for just a little while." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Nov 21, 2008
 
Twilight (2008)50%
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3/5
 
" As an action thriller it has some value, but as a Bond film, I think Sir Ian Fleming is spinning in his grave over what they have done with his creation." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Nov 15, 2008
 
Quantum of Solace (2008)65%
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4/5
 
" The Planet Express game is back with a new load of laughs." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Nov 11, 2008
 
Futurama - Bender's Game (2008)n/a
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4/5
 
" Kevin Smith has crafted a raw, funny, and at times, touching film that is one of his most mature and entertaining films yet." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Oct 30, 2008
 
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)65%
 N/A  
" Director Tom, McGrath Talks with Skewed and Reviewed about the latest Madagascar film." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Oct 27, 2008
 
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008)63%
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4/5
 
" Mixing off the wall and over the top humor with a road trip story. Sex Drive is a very funny and enjoyable comedy for fans of teen sex comedies." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Oct 17, 2008
 
Sex Drive (2008)40%
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" Writer/Director Kevin Smith Talks with Skewed and Reviewed about his "Zack and Miri Make A Porno" and future plans for Jay and Silent Bob." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Oct 15, 2008
 
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)65%
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4/5
 
" Nick and Norah is a pleasant, charming, and entertaining suprise." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Oct 3, 2008
 
Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)72%
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2.5/5
 
" Despite a good start, "Eagle Eye" tips its hand far to early and ends up being little more than a dull movie of the week with few suprises in the end." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Sep 26, 2008
 
Eagle Eye (2008)27%
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2.5/5
 
" With a little more time in shop and tinkering, this could have been a solid action film, instead it stalls at the starting line badly in need of a tune up." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Aug 22, 2008
 
Death Race (2008)42%
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" Director Uwe Boll talks Far Cry and the coming U.S. Election." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Aug 19, 2008
 
Far Cry (2008)n/a
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4/5
 
" While lacking some of the magic of the live action film series, this new animated offering is a welcome addition to the classic series." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Aug 15, 2008
 
The Clone Wars (2008)18%
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2.5/5
 
" While there are some good laughs, Thunder does not take advantage of the talent it has and plods to a disappointing finale." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Aug 13, 2008
 
Tropic Thunder (2008)83%
 N/A  
" Matt Lanter talks about the new War Games: The Dead Code." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
War Games: The Dead Code (2008)n/a
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" Matt Lanter talks about The Clone Wars and Being the new voice of Anakin Skywalker." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
The Clone Wars (2008)18%
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4.5/5
 
" Mulder and Scully return in one of the most enjoyable films of the year." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 25, 2008
 
The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008)32%
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4.5/5
 
" The film is a true masterpiece that proves you do not have to sacrifice character development and story to deliver a solid action film." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 18, 2008
 
The Dark Knight (2008)94%
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3.5/5
 
" While this Journey may lack in plot, the 3D adventure is one of the more enjoyable live action family films in recent years." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 12, 2008
 
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)61%
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3.5/5
 
" Awash in visuals and action, this Hellboy is a step up from the previous one in every way." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 11, 2008
 
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)88%
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2.5/5
 
" A solid start that shows great promise quikcly falls apart leaving "Hancock" the biggest disappointment of the summer." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jul 1, 2008
 
Hancock (2008)39%
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4/5
 
" Wanted mixes a few nice plot threads with solid action to give viewers a refreshing new dimension in Summer action films." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 27, 2008
 
Wanted (2008)73%
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4.5/5
 
" PIXAR rebounds ina big way from the bloated "Cars" with perhaps their best film to date." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 27, 2008
 
WALL-E (2008)96%
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" Olivia Thrilby talks about "The Wackness" and "Juno"" -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
The Wackness (2008)67%
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" Josh Peck and Jonathan Levine talk about "The Wackness"" -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 25, 2008
 
The Wackness (2008)67%
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3.5/5
 
" While it takes a while to get going, this Smart has enough humor and action to bring some laughs to the summer." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 20, 2008
 
Get Smart (2008)53%
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4/5
 
" Norton and Leterrier have pulled off a solid action flick that mixes in a touch of humanity for a winning summer movie experience." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 13, 2008
 
The Incredible Hulk (2008)67%
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4/5
 
" The laughs are back as the Planetary Express crew take on the Beast with a Billion Backs in a brand new Futurama adventure." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 8, 2008
 
Futurama the Movie: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)n/a
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4/5
 
" The Planetary Express crew is back as are the laughs as Futurama returns." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jun 8, 2008
 
Futurama the Movie: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)n/a
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4/5
 
" Indy's back for a nostalgic and action packed adventure." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted May 21, 2008
 
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)76%
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3/5
 
" Postal is a biting social and poliitcal commentary that takes no prisoners." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted May 17, 2008
 
Postal (2008)8%
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" Director Uwe Boll talks about his feud with Hollywood and the censorship of his film Postal." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted May 17, 2008
 
Postal (2008)8%
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4.5/5
 
" Caspian is a pleasant enough adventure that will delight fans of the series." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted May 16, 2008
 
The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (2008)66%
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4.5/5
 
" Simply put, Iron Man is one of the best comic book films ever and a fantastic start to the summer movie season." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted May 2, 2008
 
Iron Man (2008)93%
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3.5/5
 
" While it may be lacking on plot and awash in crude and juvenile humor, Harold and Kumar delivers enough laughs to keep fans happy." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Apr 25, 2008
 
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)54%
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3/5
 
" While the film has it's share of blemishes, the action and FX made it a worthwhile watch on a lazy Sunday." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Apr 7, 2008
 
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)4%
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1/5
 
" When the CGI Mammoths are the best actors in a film, you know you are in for trouble. This is easily, one of the worst studio films of the last five years." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Mar 7, 2008
 
10,000 B.C. (2008)9%
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4/5
 
" Though times and politcal climates have changed since the series was in it's prime, Stallone delivers as solid action fest that should delight fans." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jan 25, 2008
 
Rambo (2008)37%
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" Victoria Bidwell talks about her controversial birthing scene and her encounter with the Predalien." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jan 19, 2008
 
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)14%
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4.5/5
 
" "Cloverfield" is a refreshing take on what had become a very stale, monster on the loose genre." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jan 18, 2008
 
Cloverfield (2008)77%
 N/A  
" New Rambo film not to be shown to the press." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Jan 8, 2008
 
Rambo (2008)37%
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3.5/5
 
" While better than the last film in the series, "AVP-R" is done in by dull characters and a script that is sparse on suprises and scares." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 26, 2007
 
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)14%
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" Joe Pantoliano talks "The Amateurs" and bringing Some Idiot to life." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 21, 2007
 
The Amateurs (2007)17%
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3.5/5
 
" While the finale does not live up to the first 3/4 of the film, Will Smith and a solid premise make this one of the more interesting films of the year." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 17, 2007
 
I Am Legend (2007)69%
 N/A  
" AVP-R Not to Be Shown in Advance for the Press." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Dec 17, 2007
 
Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)14%
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4/5
 
" While the film will not break new ground in the horror genre, it is one of the best adaptation of a King story, and is very entertaining." -- Skiewed and Reviewed
Posted Nov 21, 2007
 
Stephen King's The Mist (2007)72%

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