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STEVE RHODES
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Bio: Steve’s passion is writing, and what he loves to write are film reviews of which he produces 300 full-length ones per year.
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Total Reviews: 3328
Total QuickRatings: 1

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" Pretentious, preposterous and painfully bad, The Fountain is by far the worst film in an atrocious year. ... My wife thinks it's the worst movie that she has ever seen."
Posted Nov 18, 2006
 
The Fountain (2006)51%
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" Repulsive and repugnant film, filled with bet-we-can-make-you-puke moments, it basically dares you not to run out of the theater screaming."
Posted Feb 17, 2006
 
Date Movie (2006)6%
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" [It] runs an excruciatingly long 1:23 -- one minute of this movie would last a lifetime"
Posted Aug 24, 2005
 
Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)11%
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" A film that you don't want to inflict on yourself, no matter how adventuresome a moviegoer you think you are."
Posted Apr 30, 2001
 
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)10%
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" Easily one of the worst films in years."
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Baby Geniuses (1999)3%
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" If there were a cinematic dullness scale, this movie would reside just one notch ahead of the rating for a blank screen."
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Endurance (1999)54%
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Meet the Deedles (1998)0%
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" You leave the theater angry at everyone associated with it for stealing your money and your time with a movie that insults the audience's intelligence with complete garbage."
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Hackers (1995)37%
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Magic in the Water (1995)13%
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
The Fisher King (1991)90%
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" I wanted to race to the exits after 10 minutes of this unwatchable, would-be eye candy, which is so nauseating that it could induce vomiting. There is nothing speedy about the film, as it runs a horribly bloated 136 minutes."
Posted May 8, 2008
 
Speed Racer (2008)36%
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" It's a disgusting film that obviously should have been rated NC-17 for its obnoxious level of gross and excessive violence. ... But, even if the movie were properly rated, it would still be absolutely awful."
Posted Jun 26, 2008
 
Wanted (2008)73%
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" I'd like to condemn this piece of trash to a celluloid landfill."
Posted Apr 25, 2007
 
The Condemned (2007)16%
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" One of the worst movies of the year, it is not just merely bad; it is painfully bad and absolutely and utterly ridiculous."
Posted Oct 17, 2006
 
Running with Scissors (2006)29%
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" A painfully bad film ... This ridiculous art-house nonsense is supposed to be a comedy, but I never laughed nor did I ever even come close to smiling."
Posted Sep 28, 2006
 
The Science of Sleep (2006)69%
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" Pure Amateursville."
Posted Sep 1, 2006
 
Crossover (2006)2%
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" Zzzzzz. Utterly lifeless, MIAMI VICE is a film to be endured rather than enjoyed. It's as cinematically appealing as an old videotape. ... One of the worst films of the year."
Posted Jul 26, 2006
 
Miami Vice (2006)48%
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" A completely incoherent mess, told exclusively in two-second segments."
Posted Oct 12, 2005
 
Domino (2005)19%
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" I am getting sooooo tired of bad home movies getting theatrical releases."
Posted Aug 24, 2005
 
My Date With Drew (2005)69%
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" so far off the scale bad that the only possible reaction is to laugh at it -- and I do mean at it and not with it."
Posted Jan 27, 2005
 
Alone in the Dark (2005)1%
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" One long, intolerable wait for the viewers, who can hear the gears of the script creaking."
Posted Jan 27, 2005
 
Hide and Seek (2005)13%
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" A convoluted and confusing thriller that gives viewers serious migraines."
Posted Jan 7, 2005
 
White Noise (2005)8%
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" The worst picture of the year ... If there had been rotten tomatoes in our theater, I am certain the screen would have been blood red by the end."
Posted Nov 17, 2004
 
Callas Forever (2004)41%
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" Has the bounce of a beach ball with a six-inch hole."
Posted Jan 28, 2004
 
The Big Bounce (2004)16%
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" It's so bad that Dr. Seuss should sue from the grave ... It is one of longest eighty minutes you'll ever spend in a theater. "
Posted Nov 24, 2003
 
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)12%
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" The worst comedy since Death to Smoochy."
Posted Aug 27, 2003
 
Party Monster (2003)26%
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" From the very start the movie flatlines like a heart monitor on a dead man. And it never improves."
Posted Aug 5, 2003
 
Gigli (2003)6%
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" A pretentious picture so bad that some will probably embrace it as some kind of artistic triumph."
Posted Jun 13, 2003
 
Northfork (2003)56%
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" The scariest thing about the film is your own emotion, as you burn with rage watching it -- angry that you've been hoodwinked into paying for such slipshod work."
Posted Apr 29, 2003
 
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)16%
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" It makes pure pornography look pretty appealing in comparison. It's the type of picture that will have critics applauding and audiences gagging."
Posted Mar 6, 2003
 
Irreversible (2003)55%
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" Would be better titled The Slow and the Sleepy for all the excitement it generates."
Posted Jan 29, 2003
 
Biker Boyz (2003)22%
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" If you saw Benigni's Pinocchio at a public park, you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police."
Posted Jan 7, 2003
 
Pinocchio (2002)0%
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" The name says it all. Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set."
Posted Nov 2, 2002
 
Jackass: The Movie (2002)49%
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" Prepare to be slimed."
Posted Oct 2, 2002
 
The Rules of Attraction (2002)44%
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" Maybe you'll be lucky, and there'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back."
Posted Sep 23, 2002
 
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)0%
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" One of the worst movies of the year. ... Watching it was painful."
Posted Jul 31, 2002
 
Full Frontal (2002)37%
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" Could The Country Bears really be as bad as its trailers? In a word -- yes."
Posted Jul 24, 2002
 
The Country Bears (2002)27%
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" Unlike Battlefield Earth, which was so laughably bad that it was almost enjoyable at times, The Scorpion King is stupefyingly terrible from beginning to end."
Posted Apr 17, 2002
 
The Scorpion King (2002)40%
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" About as enjoyable as listening to a sadistic teacher slowly, oh so slowly, drag his fingernails across a blackboard."
Posted Feb 13, 2002
 
Super Troopers (2002)36%
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" Loud, silly, stupid and pointless."
Posted Feb 10, 2002
 
Rollerball (2002)4%
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" It could well end up being the worst movie of 2002. It's that bad."
Posted Jan 25, 2002
 
Kung Pow! (2002)12%
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" If ever there was a movie whose message we didn't need, it's Jesse Dylan's How High, which glorifies drug usage."
Posted Dec 19, 2001
 
How High (2001)27%
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" The one thing that the movie kills is time. It performs one miracle along the way by making an hour and a half turn into what must have been at least four."
Posted Oct 23, 2001
 
Bones (2001)22%
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" After five minutes, I was ready to run screaming for the exits."
Posted Oct 10, 2001
 
Corky Romano (2001)5%
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" Watching this painful movie is like having to endure an especially sadistic fraternity hazing."
Posted Sep 5, 2001
 
Audition (2001)76%
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" If you go, one piece of advice: BYOBB. Bring your own barf bag."
Posted Aug 6, 2001
 
Osmosis Jones (2001)53%
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" One of the most irritating movies of the year, features non-stop phoning."
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Hanging Up (2000)12%
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" A laughless comedy."
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
3 Strikes (2000)0%
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" When a film sinks to the level of making jokes about pedophilic rape, you know it's in big trouble ... it's only saving grace is that it's sometimes laughably bad."
Posted Nov 13, 2001
 
Hard (1999)n/a
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" Will Smith, what were you thinking?"
Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
Wild Wild West (1999)21%

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