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FELIX VASQUEZ JR.
PUBLICATION(S)
• Cinema Crazed
• Film Fan Addict
• Film Threat

BIOGRAPHY
Felix Vasquez Jr. was born in the Bronx and currently resides as a bachelor. He's a freelance writer obsessed with film, who has worked for Film Threat for almost two years, currently writes reviews for pornography at Adult DVD Talk, and for cult movies at Film Fan Addict.
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STATS
Total Reviews: 417
Total QuickRatings: 65

CRITICS GROUP(S)
Online Film Critics Society

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A SAMPLING OF THIS CRITIC'S CINEMATIC TASTE
 
BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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4/4  Cloverfield
4.5/5  [Rec]
3.5/4  Stephen King's The Mist
4/5  Justice League: The New Frontier
3/4  Desert Bayou
3.5/5  Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns
2.5/4  Die Hard 4: Live Free or Die Hard
3/5  Ricco the Machine
2.5/5  Step Up 2 the Streets
2/4  Appleseed: Ex Machina
2/5  Mad Money
1.5/4  Dorm of the Dead
1.5/5  Meet Dave
1/4  Epic Movie
1/5  Prom Night
0.5/4  Monster
0/5  Meet the Spartans
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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4/4  L.A. Confidential
4/4  WALL-E
4/4  Spaced: The Complete Series
4/4  The Happening
4/4  Bonnie and Clyde
4/4  The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
4/4  Persepolis
4/4  Across the Universe
4/4  The Fountain
4/4  Cloverfield
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WORST REVIEWED
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0/5  Meet the Spartans
.5/5  Black Christmas
0.5/5  The Hills Have Eyes II
0.5/5  Little Man
0.5/5  Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector
0.5/4  Disaster Movie
0.5/4  The Hottie & the Nottie
0.5/4  Monster
0.5/4  Jimmy & Judy
.5/4  Drive Thru
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 69% of the time.

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3.5/4
 
" The crew deserve most of the credit turning this seemingly mundane topic in to one of pure fascination..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Nov 3, 2008
 
Zombie Girl: The Movie (2008)n/a
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2/4
 
" My suggestion is to see the original first and then skip this one altogether..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 18, 2008
 
Quarantine (2008)62%
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3/4
 
" Never forgets its audience's sensibilities and makes for some truly great Halloween festivities..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 13, 2008
 
Dance of the Dead (2008)80%
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3.5/5
 
" Decide for yourself what "Slacker Uprising" is and what the rewards were, if any; I had a real love-hate relationship with it..." -- Film Threat
Posted Oct 12, 2008
 
Slacker Uprising (2008)27%
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2/4
 
" Out of the list of horrible remakes I've experienced in 2008, "Shutter" really isn't the worst one I've seen yet, but it sure does suck enough to rank up there..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 11, 2008
 
Shutter (2008)7%
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3/4
 
" Destined to be a cult classic as a vicious, brilliant, and disgusting horror film..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 6, 2008
 
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)68%
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2/4
 
" The aliens make it so plainly obvious to their intentions that it'd be ridiculous not to notice what was happening with their landing on Earth..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 6, 2008
 
The Invasion (2007)19%
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2.5/4
 
" The character of Beetlejuice is hazy because the writers can never decide if he's a villain or an anti-hero..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 4, 2008
 
Beetlejuice (1988)81%
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3/4
 
" May not be one of the better Charlie Brown specials but it sure is a great celebration of not just the Autumn season, but of Halloween and what a little faith in the tradition can do to a young child..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 4, 2008
 
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)93%
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3/4
 
" I really loved what it had to offer as a love letter to the horror genre that takes twists and turns you won't expect..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 4, 2008
 
Dead Fury (2008)n/a
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2/4
 
" The parts of the whole are far too mediocre to really soak in and laugh with, in the end..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Oct 2, 2008
 
Igor (2008)32%
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3/4
 
" I still don't get the big deal with Harry Potter, but the passion and love transferred through a positive outlet will appeal to anyone..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 29, 2008
 
We Are Wizards (2008)47%
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4/4
 
" A neo-noir masterpiece in the league of "Double Indemnity"..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 26, 2008
 
L.A. Confidential (1997)99%
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2/4
 
" While it is a flinging piece of swill, "Death Racers" has a lot of potential to be great and that greatness shines through once or twice through the ninety minute tedium..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 13, 2008
 
Death Racers ()n/a
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3/4
 
" There's nothing wrong with enjoying a balls to the wall guy film where muscle bound behemoths blow shit up and fight to the death..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 7, 2008
 
The Condemned (2007)16%
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3/4
 
" We just don't get good children's entertainment like this anymore..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 6, 2008
 
The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)79%
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0.5/4
 
" I want to say thanks again and thanks for proving that dumb movies pretending to be comedy will not stand any longer..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 5, 2008
 
Disaster Movie (2008)2%
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2.5/4
 
" Has a wonderful soundtrack, but it fails to provide an actual story unless you look hard..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Sep 3, 2008
 
American Pop (1981)56%
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1/5
 
" I almost feel bad for Vin Diesel, a genuinely nice guy who has reached the end of his rope as far as his career is concerned." -- Film Threat
Posted Sep 2, 2008
 
Babylon A.D. (2008)7%
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1.5/4
 
" A dreadful tedious science fiction mess with aspirations that are destroyed in a haze of terrible dialogue and an impossibly hazy directorial style..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 31, 2008
 
Babylon A.D. (2008)7%
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2/4
 
" A Disney wannabe, Fred Durst's girl power sports flick is ho hum and very forgettable..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 29, 2008
 
The Longshots (2008)38%
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3.5/4
 
" A revenge and biker warfare bonanza that will appeal to the folks who loved masterpieces like "The Warriors" and "Switchblade Sisters"..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 28, 2008
 
Hell Ride (2008)11%
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1.5/4
 
" A painful imitation of Roger Corman's cross country racing flick sans the intelligence, disturbing violence, entertainment value, energy, and... well everything else that makes movies good..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 26, 2008
 
Death Race (2008)41%
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1.5/4
 
" Even in the setting of two self-absorbed people who really aren't sure what they desire from life, "Confusions%u2026" is never that entertaining and that's really because the arguing often really borders on shrill and irritating..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 21, 2008
 
Confusions of an Unmarried Couple (2007)78%
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2/4
 
" The animation really needs some oompf and seems to actively work at being unlike a "Star Wars" movie..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 20, 2008
 
The Clone Wars (2008)19%
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3.5/4
 
" Beneath all the hysterics, top notch comedy, and hilarious turns from Apatow vets, there's a definitely gripping romance that audiences will respond to if they allow it..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 20, 2008
 
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)85%
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2.5/4
 
" We're just given a pastiche of stories and devices we've seen done a million times over and with a better result..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 13, 2008
 
Legend of the Shadowless Sword (2005)n/a
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3/4
 
" In spite of the hole the writers dig themselves in accidentally turning the main hero in to a really unlikable presence, "CJ7" is a great twist on the boy meets alien tale..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 13, 2008
 
CJ7 (2008)51%
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3/4
 
" When all is said and done, it's not perfect, but it's strong nonetheless..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 10, 2008
 
The Wackness (2008)68%
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2/4
 
" A real writer would have turned this in to a great animated action flick instead of animated ADD pabulum..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 5, 2008
 
Space Chimps (2008)35%
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2/4
 
" If this were [Maria] Bello's first film, I guarantee this would have been the last we'd seen of her..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Aug 1, 2008
 
The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor (2008)14%
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3.5/4
 
" Makes good on its epic potential in the first season with excellent action set pieces..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
Terminator - The Sarah Connor Chronicles: The Complete First Season (2007)n/a
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3.5/4
 
" Was "The Matrix" before "The Matrix" was ever in the pop culture lexicon..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
Dark City (1998)76%
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2/4
 
" Is not as bad as I originally remember, but it's still a series you'll forget long after watching..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
Witchblade - The Complete Series ()n/a
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2/4
 
" "Cyrus is that pageant child often drawn in to the background whenever her dad Billy Ray is on set, and he even manages to attach himself in to her act..."" -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 27, 2008
 
Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008)72%
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2/4
 
" All "The Tribe" accomplishes is reminding you that "The Lost Boys" is still a better film, and can't be topped..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 21, 2008
 
Lost Boys - The Tribe (2008)0%
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3.5/4
 
" A near flawless example of superhero cinema with marvelous performances, a top notch script, and direction that aims for a more adult audience..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 20, 2008
 
The Dark Knight (2008)94%
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3.5/4
 
" Think of it as "There's Something About Mary" with a twist of "Friday the 13th"..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2008)55%
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3/4
 
" A damn good horror comedy with great performances, a fun if traditional story, and some brutal gore and grue..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 17, 2008
 
Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer (2008)70%
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3/4
 
" Isn't the worst film in theaters, nor will it manage to be the worst film all year..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)61%
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3/4
 
" I'm ready for a third film, only if Del Toro is on board..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008)88%
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2/4
 
" We're literally left in the cold with many questions raised that are ignored undermining the entire premise and the reason why we came to watch..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
Mamma Mia! (2008)53%
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1.5/5
 
" Isn't an awful film because it's Eddie Murphy, it's awful because most of the "comedy" presented is flat, lacking in any hint of timing, and is dated by about thirty years..." -- Film Threat
Posted Jul 14, 2008
 
Meet Dave (2008)19%
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3.5/4
 
" A rip off of "Madman"? Sure, but who cares? "Freakazoid" is comedic brilliance for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and a break from the usual hero doldrums..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 9, 2008
 
Steven Spielberg Presents Freakazoid!: The Complete First Season (2007)n/a
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3.5/4
 
" Maybe f*** is a bad word because we don't know where or how it started; who knows? Maybe we're just too f***ing sensitive..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 9, 2008
 
Fuck (2006)58%
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2.5/4
 
" [Director] Lee covers all bases and when we least expect it, she also manages to sneak in a creepy zombie flick..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 8, 2008
 
American Zombie (2007)71%
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1.5/4
 
" Terrible direction, forgettable performances, and writers who are so faithful to the source material that they even pick up the original film's plot holes..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 5, 2008
 
The Eye (2008)22%
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2.5/4
 
" Is it a horror, a thriller, a tragedy, a disaster pic, or a romance? It's never really sure, but either way it limps along through various dips into different genres and often times is scrambled and confused..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 5, 2008
 
The Eye (2003)65%
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2/4
 
" While it may rake in big bucks, it's definitely not toppling the likes of Iron Man and Batman..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 5, 2008
 
Hancock (2008)38%
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4/4
 
" Reminds me the animation art form is capable of much more than talking animals, and fairy tale characters..." -- Cinema Crazed
Posted Jul 3, 2008
 
WALL-E (2008)96%

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